Baby Got Back

And no, I'm not talking about Chloe.

I was wearing Mike's pajama bottoms because mine are getting a little snug. Apparently the problem isn't just my waistline, but my J.Lo booty. My pants ripped when I struggled to get off the couch....and just kept on ripping.

Thankfully Mike thought it was more hilarious than upsetting, since they're his pants.

I find it upsetting that he finds it hilarious.

Oh well. Chunky chicks take longer to freeze to death than skinny ones. Boo ya.